Review: LELO Ora

Recently Lelo released one of their new products, the Ora.  They have been creating a lot of new versions of their original products lately, but I was excited, yet nervous, to try out the Ora.  I had experienced the Sasi that came out before I started reviewing, and wasn’t impressed.  I had also tried the Squeel and didn’t enjoy it either, so I was hoping the Ora would offer me a little more.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Out-ie; Oral sex simulator
  • Manufacturer:  Lelo
  • Includes:  Toy, charging cable, and storage bag
  • Materials:  Silicone and ABS Plastic
  • Size:  3″ diameter, 1.75″ wide to 1″ wide
  • Price:  $169
  • Pros:  Two modes of vibration; Multiple patterns;  Smooth silicone; Waterproof; Deeper vibration; Noticeable (but subtle) stimulation from the rotating ball
  • Cons:  On the loud side; A seam to pay attention to when cleaning;  could be bigger; Ball only has one speed; Can get very slippery with lube
  • Intensity: 4/5
  • Volume: 4/5
  • Overall Rating: 4/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Toy with me Tuesday #1

This is my first entry that I’ve ever done for Toy with me Tuesday.  My friend was doing a photoshoot with me, to work on some new banners and such for my site along with a few other things.  He really wanted to photograph me with some of my toys, so I thought I should share them.  This first one is the Phallix Cobalt Blue Dichroic G-spot.  It’s probably one of the most beautiful things that will go in my vagina.


Phallix Cobalt Blue Dichroic Glass dildo


Toy with me Tuesday


Dating Fail #87

I’ve been doing this blog series for some time now.  It’s something I look forward to writing and helps me to not feel as bad about some of the weird and often just plain stupid messages I get.  However, there is only so much I can post by myself, just because I don’t get a ton of messages.  However, a few months ago I stumbled across OKC IRL.  I watched the video, found it amusing and didn’t think anything else about it.  Recently I’ve been putting out tentacles looking for more submissions for my Dating Fails and someone pointed me to the Twitter for Paul Roth who has since made more more OKC IRL videos.  These videos feature actors that go up to other actors and say one line messages that people have actually sent on OkCupid and the other person reacting.  It’s amusing and helps show just how ridiculous some of the messages people send are.

What does this have to do with my Dating Fail? Well I’m pleased to announce that Sex Toy Geek will have a featured OKC IRL video coming soon, in addition, I will be doing my usual snark to some of the messages that the videos that have already been uploaded include.  Today starts with the first, I will be using OKC IRL 1.  Here is the first video, which explains how the series works along with some one liners.

Now that you’ve seen the video, here are my thoughts on the messages that are used in it.

“can i punt you?”

… Punt? Really? Do I look like a football?

“When was your last bowel movement?”

I know there are people that like scat play… but that shit (pun intended) needs to be approached slowly.   Or maybe I just look like I’m full of shit.  I do have brown eyes ya know.

“Come cuddle with me tonight!!! #WhitewineflowerscandlesNetflix! :-*”

Hashtags… you’re doing them wrong.  So very wrong.  Plus there’s only one thing in that message I like.  Netflix.  I can do that alone. K thx bai.


Review: Sinclair Organic Personal Lubricant

Again, as I’ve been behind, I’m slowly catching up on stuff.  Sinclair Institute sent me a few items to review, one of which is their new Sinclair Institute Organic Personal Lubricant that is USDA Organic.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Water-based lube
  • Manufacturer:  Sinclair Institute
  • Ingredients:  Water, Locust Bean Gum, Aloe Leaf Juice, Euterpe Oleracea (Acai) Pulp Powder, Xanthan Gum, Citrus Extract
  • Size:  4 oz
  • Price:  $18.95
  • Pros:  Long lasting; Goes a long way; No glycerin, paraben, or petrochemicals; Easy to use bottle; Organic and vegan
  • Cons:  A bit runny; Expensive for only 4 oz
  • Overall Rating: 4.5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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HedoVibes Round Up #50

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Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then use the submission form.

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Dating Fail #86

Today’s fail doesn’t come from a first message, or even a series of messages that was just going poorly to start with.  I had messaged a guy and we started chatting.  The subject of Doctor Who came up, he was knowledgeable about it, so I assumed that it was something he was into.  Plus, really, who DOESN’T like Doctor Who?  From the conversation, it was clear that it was something I really enjoy.  However, it turns out he is not a Whovian.  I told him I think the show has something for everyone, but he kept pushing back saying he had seen bits and didn’t really like it and such.  I was saying I didn’t get into it until I watched quite a bit in order.  When I asked if he had started from the beginning of the newer set of series this was the response:

Well the beginning of the new season and even read a overview on wiki. O just don’t care for the feel, theme, characters, cinematography, production values and themes of the show. Its just something I don’t really want to give a shot at based on what I have seen. I know its hugely popular and a lot of people like it. Its just like I love Tim and Eric bit I know a majority of people don’t and I don’t expect them to.

O… kay then.  So is there anything you forgot to list about the show I clearly adore that you can’t possibly stand?  He admits to not having seen much and only reading about it and is completely unwilling to even try it.  I would at least try to watch a show a partner was really into, but even if it wasn’t for me, I wouldn’t provide a detailed list about everything I found wrong with it, especially if I were just getting to know someone.  And if he didn’t want to talk about it, there’s any other ways to handle the situation.  However, reflecting back on the whole conversation, I had picked a weird element out of his profile to message about, the conversation didn’t really go anywhere so I pushed and he replied that he had a “whole profile to pull information from” and he didn’t seem to care when I said I had a sinus headache and the giant wall of text that (wasn’t very well organized) on his profile was hard to read.  Guess pain isn’t an excuse.

Oh well, you win some and you lose some, and this guy definitely lost my interest.

Dating Fail #85

Today’s fail is thanks to the character limit I have set on Plenty of Fish.  So let’s get right to it.

Hello how are you?……………………………I’m sorry for all this dots….lol………………….. Anyways my name is Eddie and I stoppped to say hi…………………………….:…………omg I just want to get your attention, but I guess I am going to have to write something down…”

“I guess I am going to have to write something down….”


No really?  You are on a dating website… and didn’t think that to get a female’s attention you would actually have to send a genuine message?  Poor thing he is!

Review: Key Ceres G

Today’s review is another from the Key line from Jopen.  A while back I reviewed the Key Nyx when it first came out, but I wasn’t too impressed.  I had heard good things about the Comet, so I was hoping Ceres G would be more similar to that than the Nyx.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  In-ie or out-ie; Vibrator
  • Manufacturer:  Jopen
  • Materials:  Silicone and ABS Plastic
  • Size:  7.5″ total length; 5″ insertable length; 1.5″ maximum diameter
  • Price:  $62.99
  • Pros:  Very smooth silicone; No seams; Great shape; Works well for my g-spot;  Deeper vibrations; Strong for two AA’s
  • Cons:  Batteries are difficult to remove;  Added texture is difficult to feel; Not rechargeable
  • Intensity: 4.5/5
  • Volume: 3/5
  • Overall Rating: 4.5/5
  • Recommended: Yes, if you don’t mind the price

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Dating Fail #84

I had thought that I was running a little short on fail worthy material, but I went through some old messages on Plenty of Fish and that’s where I found this winner:

Hey, with the video games. The love for movies, either going out or buying new ones. I think we have a lot in common. I would like to get to know you more, and possibly go out this summer with you and see a few of those movies we like watching. I’m not a bad guy, a player, or nothing like that. Honestly, I’m an old anime fan looking for his partner in crime, lol, sort a speak. Hit me up.”

Overall, it’s not bad and it does hit on some of the stuff on my profile.  What got me more was how he writes.  He lists the things but it’ s a bit odd. “The love for movies, either going out or buying new ones.”  I actually don’t talk about movies in my profile, I just have them listed as an interest.  He also doesn’t list it on his profile.  Then he brings up anime, which I have no mention of on my profile and I don’t understand how it relates to partner in crime…  Oh, but he makes sure to assure me he’s not a bad guy or a player.

Review: Tantus Sport

Today I’m going to review a currently limited edition product from Tantus.  This is one of the products that they debuted at Catalyst Con this year.  So what do I have today?  I have the Tantus Sport in silver!

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Dildo
  • Manufacturer:  Tantus
  • Materials:  Silicone
  • Size:  6″ in length, 5.5″ insertable length, 1″-1.25″ in diameter
  • Price:  $42.00
  • Pros:  Awesome colors; Harness compatible; Good curve; Works well for my g-spot; Not too huge
  • Cons:  Bit of a lint/hair magnet; May be too small for some
  • Overall Rating: something/5
  • Recommended: Yes, I don’t think there has been a Tantus product that I wouldn’t recommend

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