It’s always fun when I get to refer back to another Dating Fail. This post will be the third post about this one guy. So, back in Dating Fails #82 and #80, this guy messaged me the same message on both OkCupid and Plenty of Fish. Well, I thought that’d be the end of him. Unfortunately I was wrong. A few weeks ago he struck again, back on OkCupid with a new username.
Him: Hey, what’s up? Want to grab a drink (doesn’t have to be alcoholic) or something? Of course after we get to know each other!
Me: This is the third time you have messaged me with various usernames…
Him: Okay and?
Me: Clearly I am not interested if you’ve attempted twice and it’s gone no where.
I think that should be obvious. It’s not like I ignored him both times.
Me: You copy and paste the same message to god knows how many girls without realizing that you’ve messaged the same girl again. That’s why.
Honest, to the point. Now this is where it gets good. I haven’t gotten one of these kind of messages in a while.
Him: Actually I don’t but God only knows why some fat girl is acting like she’s a super model
Oh, burn dude! Only not.
Me: Sure. You’re the one that messaged the fat chick and then got butt hurt when they aren’t as easy as you thought. Sorry!
This review is another that I’m well… way overdue on. That being said, until recently I haven’t done much kink play with anyone so that makes it difficult to review a kinkier item. That being said, today’s review is the Maple Handle Flogger made from Bear Things.
The Run Down:
- Toy Type: Flogger
- Manufacturer: Bear Things
- Materials: Maple and Suede
- Size: 26″ total length; 8″ handle; 17″ falls
- Price: $60.00
- Pros: Super soft falls; Pretty color; Feels sensual; Can provide a bit of sting if desired
- Cons: Balance is a bit weird or the handle is too big for me; Not as thuddy as some floggers
- Overall Rating: 4/5
- Recommended: Yes, if you need a very light beginner flogger
Continue reading Review: Bear Things Maple Handle Flogger
So I’m getting back after all the stress and decided to really dig deep into some message I’ve been saving just for a Dating Fail post.
Him: do you want to fuck tonight
Me: I’m going to go with… No. Or any other night for that matter.
Him: Haha I like your confidence
Me: Thanks, but that doesn’t change my answer
Apparently rejecting a guy is confidence? Or maybe it was the added flair. I’m not really sure what he expected by calling me confident.
I was doing so well and trying to keep up with reviews and other various posts, but life happened again. I put off getting ready for the school year so I got busy with that. Prepping and figuring out what to do with students. Then car stuff happened. Woo. So I’ve been driving for a week with my driver’s side window down (because the wiring inside died, I even tried to fix it) and of course it’s been raining almost every day. Yey for being wet. So with all the other issues I’ve been doing a lot of searching for cars and finally decided on one.
So yeah… life happens. But I’m going to work on at least one review and some things today and hopefully will be able to get a month full of reviews up!
Glass is so pretty to photograph. This is the Spartacus Blown Glass G-Spot. It’s probably one of my favorite toys. Check out the review if you like how it looks.
This fail is a short exchange from a dude that lives in Maryland. The location part is important.
Him: hi jen
Him: busy tonight?
Him: are you busy tonight?
Me: That would be why I said yes…
I had sent the yes quite a while before he asked if I was busy again. But the fact that he was 142 miles away? Even if I wasn’t busy tonight, it’s not like we could have done something. Or ya know… had even talked before.
My fate when receiving male toys to review is that when I request them, I have a fairly regular partner, but by the time I get the item, I am no longer with that partner. Such was the case with the Apollo Power Stroker from California Exotic Novelties. Parts of this review, mostly the technical pieces, are my analysis of the toy, while the stuff in use is written by a friend that has helped me with other male item reviews on my site.
The Run Down:
- Toy Type: Male Stroker
- Manufacturer: California Exotic Novelties
- Includes: Stroker, Regular end cap; Suction cup end cap
- Materials: ABS plastic and Jelly
- Size: 8.5″ total length; 3.5″ deep; 2″ inner diameter; 1.75″ handle diameter; 3″ max diameter
- Price: $59.95
- Pros: Multiple speeds and settings; Tougher than expected; Good internal texture; Not too bad to clean; Comes with suction cup
- Cons: Packaging isn’t impressive; Jelly material; Vibration isn’t that strong; Not deep enough for reviewer’s liking; Suction cup doesn’t add much, especially when it’s not long enough to thrust into
- Intensity: 3/5
- Volume: 4/5
- Overall Rating: 4/5
- Recommended: Yes
Continue reading Review: Apollo Power Stroker
So one thing guys don’t seem to understand is sometimes girls on dating sites are friends. Which means we talk about it. It’s always amusing when we get the same copy pasted message from a guy. Here’s that message:
“Hello! Was wondering if you would be open to getting full body massages for free. I need a practice body and yours is perfection to a t. Not being slick spitting game or anything. This is a serious offer. Of course wouldn’t mind being friends as well =)
If interested would love to hear back from ya!”
It sounds like a band pick up line for porn. Though when I said “No thanks” he replied with “K peace”. So he’s okay with being rejected. Always a good trait when you use this approach.
Today’s picture is from the same photo shoot. This feature toy is the Tantus Pelt.
This one comes from Plenty of Fish. I don’t usually spend too much time on there, but I decided to take a poke around. I ended up sending an interesting seeming guy a message and he responded right away and we started having a conversation. That is until he thought it was okay to talk about boobs.
We started talking about geeky things, cosplaying, and cons. Told him I would like to cosplay as Power Girl and he said I’d do it pretty well. The conversation wandered a bit until I said I had summers off.
Him: Why the summers off?
Me: I teach high school
Him: Ahh. Fun fun =P Your students must love you. Hehe
Me: Why’s that?
Him: You a hottie teacher =P
Me: Ahh, thanks
Him: Your welcome. What do you teach?
Me: I teach Engineering
Him: Yep. Thats really hot. =P
Me: how is that hot?
Him: Science nerdy teacher with big boobs = hot
Me: Ahh okay. Thanks I suppose.
Him: Are we not supposed to discuss them? I mean two of your 5 pictures you are displaying enormous amounts of cleavage. Figured you put it out there for the attention it should get.
And that’s about where it ends. I told him no I didn’t do it for attention (plus it doesn’t work if I did seeing as I don’t get that many messages). I also only have one that I would consider “enormous” amounts of cleavage. But seriously, this plays into the whole “rape culture” idea lately. Just because it’s on display does that mean you should talk about it? No, it doesn’t. Plus to assume I do it because I’m attention seeking… that just pisses me off. Anyone that knows me I am not one to seek out attention. When I showed this to a friend he said that the guy just got defensive because of my “inability to take a compliment”. Which made me even more mad -.-