Review: Apollo Power Stroker

My fate when receiving male toys to review is that when I request them, I have a fairly regular partner, but by the time I get the item, I am no longer with that partner.  Such was the case with the Apollo Power Stroker from California Exotic Novelties.  Parts of this review, mostly the technical pieces, are my analysis of the toy, while the stuff in use is written by a friend that has helped me with other male item reviews on my site.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Male Stroker
  • Manufacturer:  California Exotic Novelties
  • Includes:  Stroker, Regular end cap; Suction cup end cap
  • Materials:  ABS plastic and Jelly
  • Size:  8.5″ total length; 3.5″ deep; 2″ inner diameter; 1.75″ handle diameter; 3″ max diameter
  • Price:  $59.95
  • Pros:  Multiple speeds and settings; Tougher than expected;  Good internal texture; Not too bad to clean; Comes with suction cup
  • Cons:  Packaging isn’t impressive; Jelly material; Vibration isn’t that strong; Not deep enough for reviewer’s liking; Suction cup doesn’t add much, especially when it’s not long enough to thrust into
  • Intensity: 3/5
  • Volume: 4/5
  • Overall Rating: 4/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Dating Fail #90

So one thing guys don’t seem to understand is sometimes girls on dating sites are friends. Which means we talk about it.  It’s always amusing when we get the same copy pasted message from a guy.  Here’s that message:

Hello! Was wondering if you would be open to getting full body massages for free. I need a practice body and yours is perfection to a t. Not being slick spitting game or anything. This is a serious offer. Of course wouldn’t mind being friends as well =)


If interested would love to hear back from ya!”

It sounds like a band pick up line for porn.  Though when I said “No thanks” he replied with “K peace”.  So he’s okay with being rejected.   Always a good trait when you use this approach.

Toy With Me Tuesday #2

Today’s picture is from the same photo shoot.  This feature toy is the Tantus Pelt.


Toy with me Tuesday

Dating Fail #89

This one comes from Plenty of Fish.  I don’t usually spend too much time on there, but I decided to take a poke around.  I ended up sending an interesting seeming guy a message and he responded right away and we started having a conversation.  That is until he thought it was okay to talk about boobs.

We started talking about geeky things, cosplaying, and cons.  Told him I would like to cosplay as Power Girl and he said I’d do it pretty well.  The conversation wandered a bit until I said I had summers off.

Him:  Why the summers off?

Me:  I teach high school

Him:  Ahh. Fun fun =P Your students must love you.  Hehe

Me:  Why’s that?

Him:  You a hottie teacher =P

Me:  Ahh, thanks

Him:  Your welcome.  What do you teach?

Me:  I teach Engineering

Him:  Yep.  Thats really hot. =P

Me:  how is that hot?

Him:  Science nerdy teacher with big boobs = hot

Me:  Ahh okay.  Thanks I suppose.

Him:  Are we not supposed to discuss them?  I mean two of your 5 pictures you are displaying enormous amounts of cleavage.  Figured you put it out there for the attention it should get.

And that’s about where it ends.  I told him no I didn’t do it for attention (plus it doesn’t work if I did seeing as I don’t get that many messages).  I also only have one that I would consider “enormous” amounts of cleavage.  But seriously, this plays into the whole “rape culture” idea lately.  Just because it’s on display does that mean you should talk about it?  No, it doesn’t.  Plus to assume I do it because I’m attention seeking… that just pisses me off.  Anyone that knows me I am not one to seek out attention.  When I showed this to a friend he said that the guy just got defensive because of my “inability to take a compliment”.  Which made me even more mad -.-

HedoVibes Round Up #53

Icicles-No.-5_2_wm-Photo courtesy of Sexologist Vixenne

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Dating Fail #88

Today’s fail comes from OkCupid.  It’s a little disappointing because it’s from a guy that I might have actually been into except for… well read it for yourself.

“Hey Jen, Damond here. Being a young woman who seems I can identify with being a geek and all, I wanted to ask you about this poly thing. Most of you lovely ladies that pop up in high matching for me are into it. Also PlayStation or Xbot? I know you don’t game as much but gotta see how epic a mount you might be”

Starts off well but the second sentence doesn’t make sense.  “Being a young woman who seems I can identify with” errr…. you aren’t a woman? Or are you reminding me that I am?  Okay though about asking about the poly.  Interesting that he says a lot of his matches say that they are poly, especially when he calls himself a serial monogamist on his profile.  If he had left it at that, I probably would have responded and talked about poly.  But he goes on…

Next he asks me about my gaming and which system I prefer, though he misspells “Xbox”, kind of amusing.  If he had even left it at asking about my gaming preferences, I would have responded.  But he goes on to tell me he has to see how “epic a mount” I might be.  Maybe it was intended to be funny, but to me it comes off as gross and crass.  No thanks.

Also in a Dating Fail first.  As I was writing up this post he sent me another message, probably because I had looked at his profile again.  Nothing long just a “poke poke”.  Because obviously if I didn’t respond to the message you sent weeks ago, poking me will remind me right?

Review: LELO Ora

Recently Lelo released one of their new products, the Ora.  They have been creating a lot of new versions of their original products lately, but I was excited, yet nervous, to try out the Ora.  I had experienced the Sasi that came out before I started reviewing, and wasn’t impressed.  I had also tried the Squeel and didn’t enjoy it either, so I was hoping the Ora would offer me a little more.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Out-ie; Oral sex simulator
  • Manufacturer:  Lelo
  • Includes:  Toy, charging cable, and storage bag
  • Materials:  Silicone and ABS Plastic
  • Size:  3″ diameter, 1.75″ wide to 1″ wide
  • Price:  $169
  • Pros:  Two modes of vibration; Multiple patterns;  Smooth silicone; Waterproof; Deeper vibration; Noticeable (but subtle) stimulation from the rotating ball
  • Cons:  On the loud side; A seam to pay attention to when cleaning;  could be bigger; Ball only has one speed; Can get very slippery with lube
  • Intensity: 4/5
  • Volume: 4/5
  • Overall Rating: 4/5
  • Recommended: Yes

Continue reading Review: LELO Ora

Toy with me Tuesday #1

This is my first entry that I’ve ever done for Toy with me Tuesday.  My friend was doing a photoshoot with me, to work on some new banners and such for my site along with a few other things.  He really wanted to photograph me with some of my toys, so I thought I should share them.  This first one is the Phallix Cobalt Blue Dichroic G-spot.  It’s probably one of the most beautiful things that will go in my vagina.


Phallix Cobalt Blue Dichroic Glass dildo


Toy with me Tuesday


Dating Fail #87

I’ve been doing this blog series for some time now.  It’s something I look forward to writing and helps me to not feel as bad about some of the weird and often just plain stupid messages I get.  However, there is only so much I can post by myself, just because I don’t get a ton of messages.  However, a few months ago I stumbled across OKC IRL.  I watched the video, found it amusing and didn’t think anything else about it.  Recently I’ve been putting out tentacles looking for more submissions for my Dating Fails and someone pointed me to the Twitter for Paul Roth who has since made more more OKC IRL videos.  These videos feature actors that go up to other actors and say one line messages that people have actually sent on OkCupid and the other person reacting.  It’s amusing and helps show just how ridiculous some of the messages people send are.

What does this have to do with my Dating Fail? Well I’m pleased to announce that Sex Toy Geek will have a featured OKC IRL video coming soon, in addition, I will be doing my usual snark to some of the messages that the videos that have already been uploaded include.  Today starts with the first, I will be using OKC IRL 1.  Here is the first video, which explains how the series works along with some one liners.

Now that you’ve seen the video, here are my thoughts on the messages that are used in it.

“can i punt you?”

… Punt? Really? Do I look like a football?

“When was your last bowel movement?”

I know there are people that like scat play… but that shit (pun intended) needs to be approached slowly.   Or maybe I just look like I’m full of shit.  I do have brown eyes ya know.

“Come cuddle with me tonight!!! #WhitewineflowerscandlesNetflix! :-*”

Hashtags… you’re doing them wrong.  So very wrong.  Plus there’s only one thing in that message I like.  Netflix.  I can do that alone. K thx bai.


Review: Sinclair Organic Personal Lubricant

Again, as I’ve been behind, I’m slowly catching up on stuff.  Sinclair Institute sent me a few items to review, one of which is their new Sinclair Institute Organic Personal Lubricant that is USDA Organic.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Water-based lube
  • Manufacturer:  Sinclair Institute
  • Ingredients:  Water, Locust Bean Gum, Aloe Leaf Juice, Euterpe Oleracea (Acai) Pulp Powder, Xanthan Gum, Citrus Extract
  • Size:  4 oz
  • Price:  $18.95
  • Pros:  Long lasting; Goes a long way; No glycerin, paraben, or petrochemicals; Easy to use bottle; Organic and vegan
  • Cons:  A bit runny; Expensive for only 4 oz
  • Overall Rating: 4.5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

Continue reading Review: Sinclair Organic Personal Lubricant


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