Toy with me Tuesday #6

Today I’m showing off a toy that you don’t hear much about anymore, but it’s one of my favorite things in my box, the Nob essence Fling.  I have the mahogany Nob essence Fling version and it’s beautiful.


Dating Fail #97

Yep, per usual another real winner from OkCupid.  This guy I’ve seen around for quite some time.  We had a very low match percent.

Him:  Hey sexy. You want to get together sometime and have some fun?

Me:  No

Him:  Why not? :/

Me:  Why would I? There’s very little on your profile and we have an extremely low match percent.

Him:  What would you like to know? That means nothing.

Me:  Yes, actually, it does, so thanks, but I’m not interested.

Another case of trying to guilt a girl into going out with him.  We had absolutely nothing in common and he thought I’d be easy and desperate to “have some fun”.

Review: Maven

Ahh back again for another review.  Today I’m going to review something I tend to not review often, a realistic dildo, the Maven.  This is produced by Good Vibes as part of their Pleasure Works line.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  In-ie
  • Manufacturer:  Pleasure Works
  • Materials:  Silicone
  • Size:  7.75″ in length, 1.625″ diameter
  • Price:  $60.00
  • Pros:  Silicone; Harness compatible; Anal safe; Easy to clean; Nice size; Interesting texturing to the head
  • Cons:  Bit of drag; Too flexible for firm g-spot pleasure; Shaft isn’t textured
  • Overall Rating: 4.5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

Continue reading Review: Maven

Dating Fail #96

Another from the archives of my OkCupid Inbox.  This one was a little odd.

Him:  Hey there! Looking good dear. Having any luck here?

Me:  Thanks. Not really any luck here.

Him:  On a scale of one to ten how much do you love bi men?

Me:  Um.. I’m not going to answer that.

Started off okay, fairly generic message, but not bad.  Then he hits it way out into left field by jumping right to asking how much I love bi men, but he gives me a scale!   He has since deleted his profile, but I don’t think he listed that he was bi on his profile, so the comment seemed especially odd.

Introducing Lelo Luna Smart Bead

I think the thing that makes me the most excited as a reviewer is when I get to help launch a brand new product.  Lelo emailed me a few weeks ago asking if I would be interested in promoting  and reviewing their new kegel training product, the Lelo Luna Smart Bead.  There have been several kegel personal training products that have come out recently.

To start off with, why do we care about kegels?  I have only reviewed a few kegel trainers, but they are all manual or considered “duo tone” kegel toys.  But kegels can help increase your ability to climax as well as the strength of orgasm.  Kegels also help with bladder control and overall vaginal health.  The focus of the Lelo Luna Smart Bead is to increase orgasmic potential.  Lelo created a Global survey that showed a few facts about female orgasm:

  • 76% of women claim their orgasm wave lasts less than six seconds
  • 11% of women have never experienced what they would describe as a climax
  • Only 4% of women are ‘Fully satisfied’ with the strength of their orgasms
  • Only 17% of women regularly experience multiple orgasms
  • 33% of women believe they have never experienced a multiple orgasm

Unlike many studies, this was a 2014 survey which has been gathering date for 5 years and had nearly 50,000 global participants.  With these facts in mind, Lelo designed the Smart Bead.

So what exactly is the Lelo Luna Smart Bead?  It’s a personal pleasure training device that aims to help women achieve better orgasms through kegel exercise.  The device is shaped much like the Lelo Lyla, but one surface features touch-senors that set a progressive training routine to aid women in their kegels.  Once inserted, the touch-sensor responds to every squeeze in order to tailor a routine that works for you.  There are 5 vibration-guided levels which are automatically updated to match the strength of your pelvic floor muscles.

The Smart Bead itself is fairly simple.  You turn it on, insert it, much like a tampon, and follow the program.  When the bead vibrations, you squeeze with your kegels and when it stops vibrating you stop.  Three vibrations signal the end of the program and the bead turns off on it’s own.  Each training routine lasts about 5 minutes, so it doesn’t even take a significant amount of time out of your day.  After you have completed a routine, you can activate a continuous vibration mode to test out your orgasm after your exercise.

Be sure to follow Lelo on Twitter and Facebook for more announcements.  You can also check out these hashtags for more tips, and information from other bloggers:  #trainfororgasm #lelo #lelolunasmartbead #orgasmtrainer #lelotips  Also don’t forget to check out the Lelo Luna Smart Bead, starting at $109 and stay tuned for my upcoming review! Also check out their introduction video.


Toy with me Tuesday #5

Today I bring you one of my favorite toys today date, the FunFactory Stronic Eins.  Cradled as it’s one of my most prized possessions.

fun factory stronic

Hedo Vibes #62

mercuryPhoto courtesy of Mercury Design

Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then use the submission form.

Want to read more reviews? Check out HedoVibes for a list of the latest reviews and stellar reviewers. You can also follow on twitter for the latest round ups. HedoVibes is also accepting photo submissions for each edition.












Dating Fail #95

Another volley of messages from OkCupid.  For this particular set I was feeling extra snarky, which is the only reason I replied to begin with.  Plus, the dude was 53.

Him:  Cute

Me:  Creepy

Him:  Lol ok

Me:  You are old enough to be my father.

Him:  And how did I know that

Really?  No idea?  You clicked on my profile and looked at my pictures and didn’t notice the age?

Me:  … my age is on my profile? And I’d hope you’d know your own age.

Him:  Ok. Not all say that.  Some like

Me:  Good for them. I also have the age range I’m looking for on my profile.

Him:  I understand. But just checking

Yes, I’ll just check.  Obviously all the text and such on this profile is just a ruse to get guys to work to prove they are really interested.

Sales and Deals 10/10/14

I’ve been getting tons of emails lately from affiliates lately about all the great sales going on and I decided it was about time to start sharing them.  I’m going to try to post these when I can.





Adam & Eve



Review: Amp It Up!

This month’s review for Cal Exotics Sexpert program is one of their new toys that is part of the Up! line.  It’s a traditional style vibrator called Amp It Up!

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  In-ie and/or out-it
  • Manufacturer:  California Exotic Novelties
  • Materials:  ABS Plastic and Silicone
  • Size:  8″ in total length, 5.5″ insertable length; 1.25-1.5″ in diameter
  • Price:  $20.00
  • Pros:  Takes regular batteries;  Surprisingly strong; Interesting texture; On the deeper side; Multiple functions; Not too expensive
  • Cons:  A bit loud; Bit of a lint and hair maginet; A bit loud
  • Intensity: 4.5/5
  • Volume: 4/5
  • Overall Rating: 3.5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

Continue reading Review: Amp It Up!


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