A year or so ago, I was lucky enough to receive the X1 Orgasmatron to review. If you didn’t know, Orgasmatronics, Inc has since released many other attachments for the Orgasmatron (which reviews of each will be coming this summer!). However, this post isn’t here to talk about the X1 Orgasmatron or their attachments. It’s to talk about Orgasmatronics, Inc Indidgogo Campaign. Now usually, I don’t post about upcoming products. I tend to stick to reviews, giveaways, and Dating Fails. So why am I posting about it? Well first because I’m a geek and I get excited over really cool uses of technology, especially when sex is involved. And two because for as long as I can remember I have always wanted to have a real penis. Now items like the Fun Factory Share and Tantus Feeldoe take strapons to another level but it still doesn’t give you much stimulation from stroking the shaft. This is where the Ambrosia vibe should get you excited.
The Ambrosia vibe responds to touch, pressure change to be exact. There are no moving parts in the dildo itself but any touch, squeezing, sucking, or fucking transmits a pressure to a control box which then converts that to a vibration pattern in the bullet. It is honestly one of the coolest vibrators I have seen since I started this blog.
Now, since this is on Indiegogo, you can’t buy it and get it next week. The campaign is to help crowdfund the manufacturing cost. Funding options start as low as $5 and range upwards of $5000 for those with really deep pockets. But even for $5 you get something for it. If you donate $5, you get a nifty LESS PANTS, MORE SCIENCE button. The early bird special (to safe a lot on getting your hands on an Ambrosia Vibe) has sold out, but you can still get one. Donate $149 and you will get the basic dildo, control box, bullet, and pressure tube. Also, at other levels you can get stuff like autographed DVDs from Buck Angel and subscriptions to Courtney Trouble’s indiepornrevolution.
But I’m going to stop rambling about it now because they have a TON of information about the awesomeness of the Ambrosia Vibe on their Indiegogo page. Go check it out, donate if you love it as much as me, and prepare yourself for awesome. The campaign is already 62% funded (there are stretch goals so keep donating!) and it will end on July 17th.
You can also check out Orgasmatronics on Pintrest and Twitter to stay up to date!
If you’re on FetLife, you’ve probably seen the ads, maybe. I click the add sometimes when something looks weird or interesting and one day I clicked an ad for X. Treme Orgasmatronics and looked at the X1 Orgasmatron. I think I fell in love with them the moment I looked at the page. Their tag line is “Less pants, more science!” I mean what isn’t to love? They even have a page on the physics of this toy and several videos that talk about the physics and why they claim it’s awesome. So of course I went to the contact form and sent them an email asking if they’d send me one to review. After all, I am an engineer too, who better suited for the job right? And as it turns out, they were very excited to have me review one!
The Run Down:
- Toy Type: In-ie and/or out-ie
- Manufacturer: Doctor Xtreme
- Includes: Charger and plug, Dial box, Ball vibrator, and dildo attachment
- Materials: Silicone and ABS Plastic
- Size: Dildo – 6″ in length, 4″ insert-able length; 1.25-1.5″ in diameter; Ball Vibrator – 6″ in length, 3″ long handle; 3″ in diameter; Cord – Nearly 17′ (feet)
- Price: $130 for everything, $35 for the X1 Dildo
- Pros: Ships discreetly; Dildo has multiple uses; Very intense sensation; Unique;
- Cons: Very large; Almost too much cord; Very loud; May not be safe for people who are pregnant etc
- Intensity: 5/5
- Volume: 5/5
- Overall Rating: 4/5
- Recommended: Yes, if you don’t mind the loud
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