Review: The Kama Sutra Deck

I’m always interested in games, especially sex games as well as learning more about positions, which is why I requested The Kama Sutra Deck:  50 Ways to Love Your Lover to review from FunWares.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Adult Game/Miscellaneous
  • Publisher:  Chronicle Books
  • Author:  Julianne Balmain
  • Illustrator:  Trisha Krauss
  • Includes:  Storage box, Instruction/intro booklet, Mood Movies/Music Card, 7 Seduction Cards, 10 Touch Cards, 24 Congress Cards, and 8 Love Cards (50 cards total)
  • Size:  5.75″ x 4″ x 1.25″
  • Price:  $14.95
  • Pros:  Easy to store;  Covers a lot of relationship topics (not just sex); Interesting pictures;  Good information;  Very versitile;  Will work with a broad audience
  • Cons:  Random animals in the pictures weird me out a bit; Lots of tiny text that can be hard to read
  • Overall Rating: 4/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Champagne Lights Candle

I’ve reviewed several massage candles, but I have never reviewed just a plain candle.  You always see in movies people having sex by candle-light, so I thought the Champagne Lights Candle from FunWares could be a fun bedroom accessory.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Misc – Bedroom enhancer
  • Manufacturer:  Kingman Industries
  • Price:  $7.95
  • Pros:  Decent jar; Made from wax beads – neat; Good smell
  • Cons:  Bad grammar on the jar; Don’t notice the “pheromones”; Doesn’t smell like “rain”
  • Overall Rating: 3.5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Chocolate Body Cream

I’ve been majorly slacking on reviews lately.  I’ve been very busy with classwork and just lacking in motivation.  But I’m trying to get back in the groove and today I’m going to review the Sweet Beauty Chocolate Body Cream from Babeland.  If you recall I reviewed the Sweet Beauty Chocolate Oil a while ago so I wanted to try out the body cream.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Body cream and Massage product
  • Manufacturer:  Sweet Beauty
  • Ingredients:  Distilled Water, Grape Seed Oil, Shea Butter Oil, Capuacu Butter and Babassu Seed Oil infused with Organic Fair Trade Cocoa and Nibs, Cocoa Absolute, Vegetable Emulsifying Wax, Glycerin, Stearic Acid, Natural Chocolate Flavor Oil, Honeysuckle Extract, Citric Acid
  • Size:  2 or 8 oz
  • Price:  $8.00 or $20.00
  • Pros:  Cute discreet jar;  Won’t run or drip;  Rubs in easily;  Very moisturizing; Smells nice
  • Cons:  Maybe a bit too thick;  Feels a tad waxy
  • Overall Rating: 4.5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Blossom Organics Breast Exam Cream

Today I’m going to review a product that can possibly help you save your beautiful boobies,  the Blossom Organics Breast Exam Cream,  sent to me by Good Vibrations.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type: Intimate Lotion
  • Manufacturer: Blossom Organics
  • Ingredients: Organic cocos nucifera (coconut) milk & prunus dulcis (almond) milk,  organic plant oils of helianthus annuus (sunflower) seed,  theobroma cacao (cocoa) seed,  butyrospermum parkii (shea butter) fruit & rosa canina (rose hip) fruit,  organic essential fatty acids of oenothera biennis (evening primrose),  linum usitatissimum (linseed) seed & borago officinali (borage) seed,  glyceryl stearate,  cetyl alcohol,  stearic acid,  glycerin,  organic tequilana azul (blue agave) leaf extract,  tocopherol (vitamin E),  magnesium ascorbyl phosphate (vitamin C),  xanthan gum,  caprylyl glycol,  sodium citrate,  potassium sorbate,  ethylhexyl glycerin,  organic extracts of paeonia albiflora (peony) root & passiflora incarnata flower
  • Size: 1.7 oz
  • Price: $30.00
  • Pros: Nice packaging;  A ll natural ingredients;   Instructions on self breast exam;   Moisturizing and easy to use;   Jar was very full;   Female friendly;    $5 donated to Breast Cancer Fund
  • Cons: A tad expensive;    Scent may be a bit overbearing
  • Overall Rating: 4/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Simply Sexy

I’ve been single for a while now, so I’ve been looking at ways to attract guys.  I know pheromones are supposed to help so when I found the Simply Sexy perfume sold by FunWares, I knew I had to try it.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type: Miscellaneous
  • Manufacturer: Simply Sensual Cosmetics
  • Ingredients: Denatured Alcohol (SD Alcohol 39-C), Fragrance, Water, Copulandrone, Coupline-alike, Reconstituted Andronone
  • Size: 0.5 fl oz
  • Price: $11.95
  • Pros:  Discreet attractive bottle; Pleasant smell; Not too strong;
  • Cons: Hard to tell if it’s a pheromone or placebo effect; Works best in closer situations and not so much everyday business
  • Overall Rating: 3.75/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Cake Lip Plumper

Today I’m going to talk about a product from a line I’ve been eying for a while.  It’s called Cake and they have various products like body butter and flavored lube.  Fascinations was kind enough to send me the Cake Lip Plumper to review in Cookie Dough!

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type: Misc – Lip Gloss
  • Manufacturer: Topco Sales
  • Ingredients: Polybutene, Hydrogenated Polyiobutene, Ethylene/Propylene/Styrene Copolymer, Butylene/Ethylene/Sytrene Coppolymer, Mineral Oil, Trimethylolpropane Tricaprylate/Tricaprate, Petrolatum, Menthyl Lactate, Flavor, Ammonium Glycrhizate, PEG-8, Tocopherol, Ascorbyl Palmitate, Ascorbic Acid, Citric Acid, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Tribehenin, Sorbitan Isostearate, Palmitoyl Oligopeptide, Dipalmitoyl Hydroxyproline, Proplyparaben
  • Size: 0.20 oz
  • Price: $6.99
  • Pros: Cute packaging; Easy to apply; Doesn’t feel sticky or gross on your lips; Smells yummy; Nice tingling sensation; Would be good for oral adventures
  • Cons: Not much taste; Long scary list of ingredients; Contains parabens
  • Overall Rating: 3.5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Heart Ice Cube Tray

I don’t review novelties very often, but I thought I’d cover a cute item I purchased recently, the Heart Ice Cube Tray from Eden Fantasys.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type: Novelty
  • Manufacturer: California Exotic Novelties
  • Materials: Plastic
  • Size: 7″ x 4″ x 3/4″
  • Price: $5.99
  • Pros: Cute; Fairly durable; Can make your drinks (or ice play) extra flirty
  • Cons: May be a bit messy to fill; Hard to get the smallest hearts out
  • Overall Rating: 4/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Edible Body Chocolate

You guys probably remember my previous review of the Sweet Beauty Chocolate oil and today I’m reviewing another Sweet Beauty product made just for Babeland, the Babeland Edible Body Chocolate.

The Run Down:

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Review: Chocolate Body Paint

Everyone loves chocolate right?  Well most everyone does at least.  I enjoy chocolate, though I won’t say I’m a chocoholic or anything, but I requested the Chocolate Body Paint from the awesome sex toy store, MyPleasure.  It could be a lot of fun!

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type: Body Topping
  • Manufacturer: Lover’s Choice Inc.
  • Ingredients: Glucose-fructose, glucose, water, cocoa powder, caramel, salt, natural and simulated flavours, potassium sorbate
  • Price: $5.95
  • Recommended Use: Drizzle over the desired area of your partner and use your fingers to paint then enjoy licking your creation off your partner’s skin
  • Pros: Comes beautifully packaged; Small relatively discreet tubes; Easy to open flip top cap;
  • Cons: Must be refrigerated after opening; Has a best buy date; Not diabetic or vagina friendly; Hard to make shapes with it; Hard to lick it all up and requires clean up afterwards
  • Overall Rating: 2/5
  • Recommended: No

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Review: Penis Bandz

Today I’m going to talk about my first novelty product.  Not a sex toy, but more of a gag item.  So what am I talking about?  I’m going to talk about Penis Bandz! I won a pack from True Pleasure’s give away (and also will be receiving another pack that I won from Misfit Momma).

The Run Down:

  • Manufacture: Penis Bandz
  • Material:Silicone
  • Price: $7.00
  • Recommended Use: Fling them at friends, give them away, wear them, trade them, whatever you want.
  • Pros: You can’t tell the shape once on your wrist (unless you have small wrists); Very stretchy; Keep their shape after being stretched
  • Cons: Shipping packaging is not discreet; Are a little tight on me
  • Overall Rating: 2.5/5
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