Review: SpareParts Joque Harness

I’ve been eyeing the SpareParts harnesses for quite a while.  They seemed to me to be top standard for non-leather strap-harnesses.  Recently, FunWares added all of the SpareParts harnesses to their store and were kind enough to send me the Joque Harness to review.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Strap on harness
  • Manufacturer:  SpareParts
  • Includes:  Harness and storage bag
  • Materials:  77% Nylon, 23% Spandex
  • Size: A(20-50″), B(35-65″)
  • Price:  $99.95
  • Pros:  Discreet box; Very adjustable; Easy to clean; Comfortable to wear; Doesn’t slide
  • Cons:  A bit difficult to put on by yourself; Can leave black fuzz on lint attracting dildos
  • Overall Rating: 5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Thumper

A while back, I obtained a Ki-wi.  While I have not reviewed it yet, I was curious about their new toy called Thumper.  FunWares was kind enough to send it to me.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Out-ie
  • Manufacturer:  Ki-wi
  • Materials:  ABS Plastic and Silicone
  • Size:  5″ in length; 2″ largest diameter; ears – 0.5″ diameter, 1.25″ long
  • Price:  $39.95
  • Pros:  Nice box; Nice feeling silicone; Dual motors; Flexible ears; Ears are small; Quite vibration; Multiple patterns;
  • Cons:  Vibrations are weak; Requires batteries
  • Intensity: 2/5
  • Volume: 2/5
  • Overall Rating: 3/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: FunFactory Yoo

I’ve had my FunFactory Yoo for a while now.  FunWares asked if I wanted to review one and I said that I already had one.  Since I purchased it on my own, I decided to review it for them and they kindly sent me some other goodies in exchange.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Out-ie
  • Manufacturer:  FunFactory
  • Includes:  Yoo and charger
  • Materials:  Silicone and ABS Plastic
  • Size:  3.5″ in total length; Just under 1.5″ in diameter to 1.75″ in diameter
  • Price:  $77.95
  • Pros:  Interesting shape; Nice size; Comes in fun colors; Fairly deep vibration; Very easy to clean; Waterproof; Rechargeable; Interesting vibration due to two motors; Can be used for massage
  • Cons:  No storage bag; A bit louder than I would prefer; Silicone has a lot of drag and is a lint magnet
  • Intensity: 3.75/5
  • Volume: 3.5/5
  • Overall Rating: 3/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Pink Silicone Lubricant

One of the first products I got to review was Gun Oil, a silicone lube.  I’d tried one silicone lube, but it was thick, and icky. I loved Gun Oil so I wanted to try out the Pink Silicone Lube marketed towards women made by the same company.  FunWares was kind enough to send it to me to review.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Silicone Lubricant
  • Manufacturer:  Empowered Products
  • Ingredients:   Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Leaf Extract
  • Size:   1.7, 3.3, or 4 oz
  • Price: $12.95, $13.95, or $19.95
  • Pros:  Very nice bottle; Great lube; Moisturizing; Last a long time; No glycerin or parabens
  • Cons:  Very runny;  Glass bottle is more expensive
  • Overall Rating: 5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Devine Toybox

Several months ago I reviewed a small storage box from Devine Toys called the Condom Cube.  Recently, FunWares added a few of the Devine Toys line to their inventory and were kind enough to send me a Devine Toybox to match my purple and lace condom cube.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Storage
  • Manufacturer:  Devine Toys
  • Includes:  Devine Toybox, Padlock, and Key
  • Materials:  Leather and satin
  • Size:  10″ x 4.75″ x 5″ external; 9.25″ x 4.5″ x 4.25″ internal
  • Price:  $35.95
  • Pros:  Very pretty; Fairly large; Holds a surprising amount; Won’t bleed on your toys
  • Cons:  Won’t hold very big toys; Most lube bottles won’t stand up; Lock is a bit flimsy;  Key is very small and easy to loose
  • Overall Rating: 4.5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Icicles No 14

Recently, FunWares was kind enough to send me some goodies and one of them was an anal (*gasp* did I say anal?!) plug, the Icicles No 14.  Now before you guys get excited that I actually put something in my butt, I didn’t.  I wanted to try to Icicles No 14 because it looks a lot like the glass plug used by Jiz Lee in the video I reviewed, GUSH.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  In-ie; Anal or G-spot
  • Manufacturer:  Pipedreams
  • Materials:  Glass
  • Size:  6.5″ total length; 3.5″ insert-able; 1.5″ in diameter
  • Price:  $27.95
  • Pros:  Glass; Good girth; Anal safe; Nice shape; Seamless; Easy to clean; Great for g-spot stimulation
  • Cons:  Packaging isn’t great; No storage bag; For advanced anal users only
  • Overall Rating: 5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Follow Up Friday: Earthly Body Glow Oil

I decided to do a follow up friday for the Earthly Body Glow Oil because I recently obtained another scent.  In my original review, I talked about the Naked in the Woods scent, which is a white tea and ginger.  I really love the smell and it really clings to your skin. I also now have a full 8 oz size bottle of the Sunshower scent.  This is listed as jasmine, honey suckle, and plumeria.  It has a fairly strong floral scent, which some people might not like.  It also has a very light note of honey suckle that I really enjoy finding.

earthly body glow oil

Large bottle - Sunshower; Small bottle - Naked in the Woods

The Glow Oil is by far one of my favorite skin products to use after I take a shower.  It’s easy to apply since it mists and it rubs in easily and quickly.  It also leaves my skin super soft and moisturized and lightly scented.  I highly recommend this product for anyone and FunWares sells it in both a scented and flavored/edible version with many scents and flavors for each type for only $13.95 for an 8 oz bottle.

The Glow Oil comes in Dreamsicle (Tangerine/Plum), High Tide, Lavendar, Nag Champa (East Indian Incense), Naked in the Woods (White Tea/Ginger), Skinny Dip (Vanilla/Cotton Candy), Squeezed (White Grapefruit/Citrus), Sunshower (Jasmine/Honeysuckle/Plumeria), Tropical (Pina Colada), and Wild Surf (Apple Floral).

The Edible Glow Oil comes in Cherry, Chocolate, Grape, Peach, Strawberry, Vanilla, and Watermelon.

Be sure to check out my original reviews of the Earthly Body Glow Oil and the Earthly Body Edible Glow Oil.

Review: Reflections Dream

I’ve tried several of the Reflections line by Doc Johnson and when I saw the Reflections Dream, the shape really intrigued me.  FunWares was kind enough to send it to me to review.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  In-ie or out-ie; G-spot
  • Manufacturer:  Doc Johnson
  • Materials:  ABS Plastic and Glass
  • Size:  9″ in total length; 7″ insert-able; 1.5″ in diameter
  • Price:  $49.95
  • Pros:  Very interested texture and look;  Glass; Very nice shape; Waterproof; Dedicated on/off button; Multiple patterns; Interesting battery compartment
  • Cons:  Package not very discreet; No storage bag; Batteries not included; Fairly week vibration; A bit loud
  • Intensity: 2/5
  • Volume: 3.5/5
  • Overall Rating: 4/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Moist Anal Lube

I had been playing around with anal on male partner of mine recently, so I requested the Moist Anal Lube from FunWares to try out and review.  Unfortunately before I got it we stopped seeing each other, so I’ll do my best to review it as a regular lube.

The Run Down:

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Review: Edible Glow Massage Oil

After trying and loving the Glow Massage and Body Oil, I decided I really wanted to try the edible and flavored version (the Edible Glow Massage and Body Oil).  FunWares was kind enough to send it to me to review.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Massage and Beauty Product
  • Manufacturer:  Earthly Body
  • Ingredients:  Coconut Oil, Soybean Oil, Hemp Seed Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Vitamin E, Flavor
  • Size:  8 oz
  • Price:  $13.95
  • Pros:  Nice spray bottle, mists pretty well; Multiple uses; Very moisturizing
  • Cons:  Does require a good firm press; A bit thin; Flavor isn’t very strong; Not as long lasting for a massage
  • Overall Rating: 4.75/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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