Dating Fail #7

I’m disappointed to bring you another JERK from the online dating world today. This time from Plenty of Fish.

First I’m going to talk about my profile a bit, cause that’s important to understanding this douch-bag’s message to me.  This is what I start my profile off with:

Okay, so I’m going to start off with if you want to message me, at least put a little thought in it. I probably won’t respond to messages of “Hey sexy” or “how are u doing?” stuff like that. I did put a character limit in place for messages to me, 200 characters isn’t that much. And please… don’t do this to be able to send a message “hay can i call u or u call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx i would like to get to now u and we might hang out sometime if u wont i can cend a pick of me to u djkfshsdjfhsdjfhsdjfsdjkfhufhweuhfjdsfjfkkkkkkkkkkkk
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk” Because I won’t reply, sorry but that’s just dumb. Oh and I’ll probably embarrass you by posting it on my profile like this too.

I do believe I’ve mentioned most of this before.  If a guy isn’t going to put at least a little bit of thought into a message and can’t come up with something more than “How u doing?” why should I waste my time right?

Well the other night I got an email saying I had a message on Plenty of Fish so I log on to this:

I’m already concerned by the message subject… so let’s see what Mr. hotprince006 has to say to me…

“Hey sexy”

“how are u doing?”

“hay can i call u or u call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx

i would like to get to now u and we might hang out sometime if u wont i can cend a pick of me to u

djkfshsdjfhsdjfhsdjfsdjkfhufhweuhfjdsfjfkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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ps: you look like a “wow player” rofl. gg noob.

He quoted everything in my profile to be a douche.  Again, I don’t see the point in going that much out of your way just to be a complete and utter asshole.  And I “look like a wow player”?  Doesn’t it take one to know one?  Plus, WoW doesn’t have a look.  Yes, a lot of people are geeky looking that play.  But to look like it? Okay I wear glasses and I’m a bigger girl so that makes me a “wow player”? Riiiiight… But I mean it’s not like he’s skinny himself… got a little bit of a gut and flabby arms, and he’s trying to show them off, how cute.  Oh he lists his body type as athletic as well.

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