Dating Fail #87

I’ve been doing this blog series for some time now.  It’s something I look forward to writing and helps me to not feel as bad about some of the weird and often just plain stupid messages I get.  However, there is only so much I can post by myself, just because I don’t get a ton of messages.  However, a few months ago I stumbled across OKC IRL.  I watched the video, found it amusing and didn’t think anything else about it.  Recently I’ve been putting out tentacles looking for more submissions for my Dating Fails and someone pointed me to the Twitter for Paul Roth who has since made more more OKC IRL videos.  These videos feature actors that go up to other actors and say one line messages that people have actually sent on OkCupid and the other person reacting.  It’s amusing and helps show just how ridiculous some of the messages people send are.

What does this have to do with my Dating Fail? Well I’m pleased to announce that Sex Toy Geek will have a featured OKC IRL video coming soon, in addition, I will be doing my usual snark to some of the messages that the videos that have already been uploaded include.  Today starts with the first, I will be using OKC IRL 1.  Here is the first video, which explains how the series works along with some one liners.

Now that you’ve seen the video, here are my thoughts on the messages that are used in it.

“can i punt you?”

… Punt? Really? Do I look like a football?

“When was your last bowel movement?”

I know there are people that like scat play… but that shit (pun intended) needs to be approached slowly.   Or maybe I just look like I’m full of shit.  I do have brown eyes ya know.

“Come cuddle with me tonight!!! #WhitewineflowerscandlesNetflix! :-*”

Hashtags… you’re doing them wrong.  So very wrong.  Plus there’s only one thing in that message I like.  Netflix.  I can do that alone. K thx bai.

 

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