Dating Fail #90

So one thing guys don’t seem to understand is sometimes girls on dating sites are friends. Which means we talk about it.  It’s always amusing when we get the same copy pasted message from a guy.  Here’s that message:

Hello! Was wondering if you would be open to getting full body massages for free. I need a practice body and yours is perfection to a t. Not being slick spitting game or anything. This is a serious offer. Of course wouldn’t mind being friends as well =)


If interested would love to hear back from ya!”

It sounds like a band pick up line for porn.  Though when I said “No thanks” he replied with “K peace”.  So he’s okay with being rejected.   Always a good trait when you use this approach.

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