This fail is a short exchange from a dude that lives in Maryland. The location part is important.
Him: hi jen
Him: busy tonight?
Him: are you busy tonight?
Me: That would be why I said yes…
I had sent the yes quite a while before he asked if I was busy again. But the fact that he was 142 miles away? Even if I wasn’t busy tonight, it’s not like we could have done something. Or ya know… had even talked before.