It’s always fun when I get to refer back to another Dating Fail. This post will be the third post about this one guy. So, back in Dating Fails #82 and #80, this guy messaged me the same message on both OkCupid and Plenty of Fish. Well, I thought that’d be the end of him. Unfortunately I was wrong. A few weeks ago he struck again, back on OkCupid with a new username.
Him: Hey, what’s up? Want to grab a drink (doesn’t have to be alcoholic) or something? Of course after we get to know each other!
Me: This is the third time you have messaged me with various usernames…
Him: Okay and?
Me: Clearly I am not interested if you’ve attempted twice and it’s gone no where.
I think that should be obvious. It’s not like I ignored him both times.
Me: You copy and paste the same message to god knows how many girls without realizing that you’ve messaged the same girl again. That’s why.
Honest, to the point. Now this is where it gets good. I haven’t gotten one of these kind of messages in a while.
Him: Actually I don’t but God only knows why some fat girl is acting like she’s a super model
Oh, burn dude! Only not.
Me: Sure. You’re the one that messaged the fat chick and then got butt hurt when they aren’t as easy as you thought. Sorry!