Another volley of messages from OkCupid. For this particular set I was feeling extra snarky, which is the only reason I replied to begin with. Plus, the dude was 53.
Him: Lol ok
Me: You are old enough to be my father.
Him: And how did I know that
Really? No idea? You clicked on my profile and looked at my pictures and didn’t notice the age?
Me: … my age is on my profile? And I’d hope you’d know your own age.
Him: Ok. Not all say that. Some like
Me: Good for them. I also have the age range I’m looking for on my profile.
Him: I understand. But just checking
Yes, I’ll just check. Obviously all the text and such on this profile is just a ruse to get guys to work to prove they are really interested.