Another volley of messages from OkCupid. For this particular set I was feeling extra snarky, which is the only reason I replied to begin with. Plus, the dude was 53.
Him: Lol ok
Me: You are old enough to be my father.
Him: And how did I know that
Really? No idea? You clicked on my profile and looked at my pictures and didn’t notice the age?
Me: … my age is on my profile? And I’d hope you’d know your own age.
Him: Ok. Not all say that. Some like
Me: Good for them. I also have the age range I’m looking for on my profile.
Him: I understand. But just checking
Yes, I’ll just check. Obviously all the text and such on this profile is just a ruse to get guys to work to prove they are really interested.
This month’s review for Cal Exotics Sexpert program is one of their new toys that is part of the Up! line. It’s a traditional style vibrator called Amp It Up!
The Run Down:
- Toy Type: In-ie and/or out-it
- Manufacturer: California Exotic Novelties
- Materials: ABS Plastic and Silicone
- Size: 8″ in total length, 5.5″ insertable length; 1.25-1.5″ in diameter
- Price: $20.00
- Pros: Takes regular batteries; Surprisingly strong; Interesting texture; On the deeper side; Multiple functions; Not too expensive
- Cons: A bit loud; Bit of a lint and hair maginet; A bit loud
- Intensity: 4.5/5
- Volume: 4/5
- Overall Rating: 3.5/5
- Recommended: Yes
Continue reading Review: Amp It Up!
This week’s fail is another from OkCupid. Now before I start I should tell you that the guys username was “dickthatdontqut “. Classy huh?
Him: Z had any good dick lately I’m here to please like you’re typing your style
I was tempted to ask him what good dick was or something about not fucking any zombies so it’s been good.
Me: Uhh… no thanks
Him: By that I mean grab a bite to eat perhaps a drink I was wondering if you like black men
Uh huh… so asking if you have any good dick is really just code for wanting to go out and if I like a particular race.
Me: Still no thanks
Him: Do you not like black men sorry it the way that I came to you earlier but I consider myself a go getter when I see something I like I try my hardest to get it
Me: It has nothing to do with the color of your skin. It’s your message and your username and you are also over an hour away. I’m not interested.
Yes… because obviously the only reason why I would not want to talk to him is because he’s black. Not the awful username or asking if I’ve had any good dick. But hey, he’s a go getter. That makes it all better.
This Tuesday I present you the Tantus Vamp.
It’s always fun when I get to refer back to another Dating Fail. This post will be the third post about this one guy. So, back in Dating Fails #82 and #80, this guy messaged me the same message on both OkCupid and Plenty of Fish. Well, I thought that’d be the end of him. Unfortunately I was wrong. A few weeks ago he struck again, back on OkCupid with a new username.
Him: Hey, what’s up? Want to grab a drink (doesn’t have to be alcoholic) or something? Of course after we get to know each other!
Me: This is the third time you have messaged me with various usernames…
Him: Okay and?
Me: Clearly I am not interested if you’ve attempted twice and it’s gone no where.
I think that should be obvious. It’s not like I ignored him both times.
Me: You copy and paste the same message to god knows how many girls without realizing that you’ve messaged the same girl again. That’s why.
Honest, to the point. Now this is where it gets good. I haven’t gotten one of these kind of messages in a while.
Him: Actually I don’t but God only knows why some fat girl is acting like she’s a super model
Oh, burn dude! Only not.
Me: Sure. You’re the one that messaged the fat chick and then got butt hurt when they aren’t as easy as you thought. Sorry!
This review is another that I’m well… way overdue on. That being said, until recently I haven’t done much kink play with anyone so that makes it difficult to review a kinkier item. That being said, today’s review is the Maple Handle Flogger made from Bear Things.
The Run Down:
- Toy Type: Flogger
- Manufacturer: Bear Things
- Materials: Maple and Suede
- Size: 26″ total length; 8″ handle; 17″ falls
- Price: $60.00
- Pros: Super soft falls; Pretty color; Feels sensual; Can provide a bit of sting if desired
- Cons: Balance is a bit weird or the handle is too big for me; Not as thuddy as some floggers
- Overall Rating: 4/5
- Recommended: Yes, if you need a very light beginner flogger
Continue reading Review: Bear Things Maple Handle Flogger
So I’m getting back after all the stress and decided to really dig deep into some message I’ve been saving just for a Dating Fail post.
Him: do you want to fuck tonight
Me: I’m going to go with… No. Or any other night for that matter.
Him: Haha I like your confidence
Me: Thanks, but that doesn’t change my answer
Apparently rejecting a guy is confidence? Or maybe it was the added flair. I’m not really sure what he expected by calling me confident.
I was doing so well and trying to keep up with reviews and other various posts, but life happened again. I put off getting ready for the school year so I got busy with that. Prepping and figuring out what to do with students. Then car stuff happened. Woo. So I’ve been driving for a week with my driver’s side window down (because the wiring inside died, I even tried to fix it) and of course it’s been raining almost every day. Yey for being wet. So with all the other issues I’ve been doing a lot of searching for cars and finally decided on one.
So yeah… life happens. But I’m going to work on at least one review and some things today and hopefully will be able to get a month full of reviews up!
Glass is so pretty to photograph. This is the Spartacus Blown Glass G-Spot. It’s probably one of my favorite toys. Check out the review if you like how it looks.