Review: E.V.A.

This month’s Sexpert review is one of their new toys, the E.V.A. “Extreme Vibrating Action” massager.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  In-ie and/or out-ie; G-spot toy
  • Manufacturer:  California Exotic Novelties
  • Materials:  Silicone and ABS Plastic
  • Size:  9″ total length; 6″ insert-able length; 1.25″ maximum diameter; 0.5″ minimum diameter
  • Price:  $51.99
  • Pros:  Silicone; Easy to clean; Flexible neck; Nice shape; Powerful for two AAAs; Fairly quite
  • Cons:  Packaging is not discreet; Silly name; Lint magnet; Extremely buzzy; Expensive
  • Intensity: 3.75/5
  • Volume: 1.75/5
  • Overall Rating: 2.5/5
  • Recommended: Yes, but only if you’re sure you’ll like it

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The package

Ahh packaging… I’m not going to talk much about this.  The E.V.A. comes in the standard plastic box packaging and you can see the toy through the front.  It also says “Extreme Vibrating Action”, which is where E.V.A. comes from, on the front and sides, so it’s not very discreet.  It also list the functions on the back of the box in five different languages.  Other than that there really isn’t much to say about the package.

E.V.A. is a fairly slender toy, though it measures to about 9″ in total length and around 5-6″ are insert-able.  Most of the shaft is only around 0.5″ in diameter but it flares out where the controls are along with the bulbous curved point at the end.  The head of the toy is about 1.25″ in diameter and comes to a bit of a point towards the front.  Most of the toy is covered in a fairly squishy silicone, but there is a harder material under it and the base is made from plastic.  While the neck is fairly long, it does not flex, except where it connects to the base/controls.  Unfortunately, the silicone on this toy attracts a lot of lint and since I have the dark purple color, the tons of white dog fur really stick out on it.  It also has a fair amount of drag to it, so you will want to use a bit of water-based lube with this.  However, it’s fairly easy to clean.  The base seems fairly sealed and the box lists it as water-proof.  To clean you can wash it with soap and water, toy cleaner or wipes, or bleach it.

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The EVA in my hand

The E.V.A. runs on two AAA batteries that you insert into the base.  You just twist the end cap and it pops off.  There are only two buttons on the base, one turns the toy on and off and the other moves through the 7 different patterns.  One thing to note about the power button is just pressing it does not start the vibrations, you have to hit the function button after you hit the power button.  After that it will continue to cycle through the patterns.  There are three speeds of steady vibration and four pulsing and escalating patterns.  The vibrations themselves are extremely buzzy, though I would not say they are extremely strong, but for two AAA’s it’s got a bit of a kick to it.  It’s also fairly quiet, which is always a plus.

In use, I did not enjoy the vibrations very much because they are so buzzy.  Inside it just kinda… tickled almost, odd feeling, but on the clit it wasn’t as bad as I expected it to be.  The shape of the head was decent.  The point would easily hit my g-spot, but since my g-spot is so low, there was a lot of extra handle so it was a little difficult to hold.  The flexibility where the neck connects to the base did help with applying some pressure.  I would not have been opposed if this toy were a little bit girthier and a bit shorter though.

 Overall, the E.V.A. is an okay toy.  It worked decently well for me, but there are many things I would change.  It would be a good addition to your collection if you like very buzzy type of vibrations and have a very deep g-spot.  However, my biggest issue is the price.  It is quite pricey at just over $50, so I would only recommend it if it is something you think you would really enjoy.

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*This review was sponsored by California Exotic Novelties, the product was sent to me free of charge to provide my honest opinion with no form of compensation*

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