Review: Lighted Shimmers Bliss Teaser

Today I’m reviewing another product for the CEN Sexperts program.  This month I got an amusing little toy called the Light Shimmers:  LED Bliss Teaser.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Out-ie
  • Manufacturer:  California Exotic Novelties
  • Materials:  ABS Plastic
  • Size:  Bullet – 2.5″ long and under 1″ in diameter; Controller – 2.25″ wide and 4″ long; Cord – About 3′ long
  • Price:  $17.99
  • Pros:  Neat look;  Can see the insides;  Has a jack;  LED makes the bullet look really neat
  • Cons:  Packaging is meh;  Controller is a bit large;  Vibrations are buzzy
  • Intensity: 2.5/5
  • Volume: 2/5
  • Overall Rating: 2.75/5
  • Recommended: Yes, for the novelty

lighted shimmers led bliss teaser

The packaging

The box the LED Bliss Teaser comes in pretty standard CEN packaging.  It’s a cardboard box that has an image of the toy on the front and the back.  The back talks a little about the product.  I can’t say I like it, but it’s not the worst packaging ever.  The bullet was in a plastic pouch inside, which you could use to store it, but I just toss it in a drawer.  There’s also a small instruction sheet that has pictures showing you how to insert the batteries (which are not included) but instructions aren’t really needed for this toy.

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The controller and bullet

Aside from that both the control case and the bullet are made out of a translucent purple plastic.  The control case is oval shaped and about 4″ long and 2.25″ wide.  It fits fine in my hand but some women with smaller hands (mine are huge I think) may find it a little akward to hold.    The case also has a gem-like shape to it and a metallic sheen to make it look like a shimmery gem.  The bullet itself is around 2.5″ long and under 1″ in diameter.  It’s shaped sort of like a little snowman.  Because the plastic is translucent you can see all of the internal circuitry and such for both the bullet and controller which I find kind of neat.  The only downside to this is it makes me want to take it apart and fiddle with it.  The cord on the bullet is nearly 3 feet long and it does come with a jack style plug so you do not damange the connection between the controller and bullet if you accidentally jerk on it.  As far as cleaning goes you’ll probably want to just wipe both the bullet and controller down with a damp cloth, a toy wipe, or with alcohol.  Where the cord goes into the bullet looks like it may be water-tight but the controller most definitely is not.

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Showing it lite up

I’m sure you’re wondering about the Lighted LED part, I know I did.  There is a small blue LED inside of the bullet near the bottom of the motor.  When you turn the dial on the controller to turn the vibrations on, the LED also lights up.  I also wanted to know that the controller does not light up, just the bullet.  On low, it’s very faint and increases with intensity as you turn it up higher.  When the LED is all the way up it does make the bullet look pretty neat, especially in a very dark room.  I think it could be fun to use this in complete darkness with a partner.

The vibrations of the Bliss Teaser are pretty standard for a bullet such as this.  It’s powered by three AAAs (which are not included) so it’s nothing special.  It’s a fairly buzzy vibration and ranges from a low to a high-medium.  I enjoyed the lower end of the vibrations but on high it does get a bit too buzzy for my taste.  However, I do find the buzzy vibrations are more effective on other areas of the body.  It does work on a dial control so you have full control over the level of vibration.  It is also fairly quiet, it’s not something I worry about being heard through a door.

Overall, I think the Lighted Shimmers LED Bliss Teaser is okay.  It’s not an exceptional toy as far as vibrations and such go, but I do like that it’s lighted.  I haven’t really seen that in many other toys and it’s a fun novelty.  It could be used for various bedroom games and dark fun.  If you’re partner does not like the lights on and is new to toys, I think this could be a fun way to introduce them.  It’s also available in pink.

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product picture
Bullet by California Exotic
Material: Plastic

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*This review was sponsored by California Exotic Novelties, the product was sent to me free of charge to provide my honest opinion with no form of compensation*

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