Review: My Mini-Miracle Massager Pleasure Kit

This month I was sent a My Mini-Miracle Massager to review for California Exotic Novelties Sexperts Program.  Not just the massager but the Pleasure Kit.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Out-ie
  • Manufacturer:  California Exotic Novelties
  • Includes:  Cord, Massager, and two attachments
  • Materials:  ABS Plastic/PVC and  TPE (I think)
  • Size:  Massager – 8″ long; Attachment 1 – 1.5″ long, 1″ wide; Attachment 2 – 3.5″ long, 1.5″ wide; Cord – 6″ long
  • Price:  $48.99
  • Pros:  Nice size and light weight; Multiple attachments; Very strong
  • Cons:  Bad packaging; Not the best materials (and still not sure about them); Difficult to clean;  Shouldn’t be used with multiple partners without protection; Runs on wall power; Too strong for me; Cord is a little short
  • Intensity: 4.75/5
  • Volume: 5/5
  • Overall Rating: 1.5/5
  • Recommended: No

my mini-miracle massager pleasure set

The package

The package for the Mini-Miracle Massager is the same flimsy plastic box that most of their products come in.  It doesn’t hold together very well and it tends to crack and come apart.  It’s also not discreet at all as you can clearly see the product an it says “Mini-Miracale Massager” in very large print on the front.  It’s not really a great place to store the toy, so I’d suggest findings a smaller box or bag to keep the parts in.  There was a small sheet included that talks about safety instructions, storage, operating instructions, and maintenance.

The massager itself is not a large as some other wand massagers on the market.  It’s only about 8″ long and the handle is about 1″ in diameter.  The head is also about 1.75″ in diameter.  The handle is made from plastic of some sort and has a slight curve and is easy to hold.  The head also has plastic an it has a sleeve of PVC or TPE over top of it.  The instruction sheet says the head cover is silicone, but there’s no way that’s true.  The image on the sheet matches another one of the massagers sold by CEN, so I think it’s for that one instead.  The head also has a small plastic projection that you can slide the attachments onto.  I’d say you could probably get this plastic piece off by unscrewing the screw in the middle but it also appears to be glued.  The projection is over top of the sleeve, so you cannot remove the sleeve.  The head of the toy is also flexible and will move fairly easily in all directions.

my mini-miracle massager pleasure set

The head and attachments

The two attachments are made of TPE.  The first attachment is a small rounded nub while the other looks more like a tongue.  The nub is a lot firmer than the tongue.  It also has a small hole in the end and I’m not sure what the point of this is.  It seems like the hole will let in any fluids and lube and just make it a pain in the ass to clean.  The tongue could probably be inserted some, but it’s only 3.5″ long.  I would probably suggest sticking to external stimulation with both attachments.

my mini-miracle massager pleasure set

The massager, cord, and attachments

As far as lube, you should be safe with both water and silicone based lubes.  However, the materials are not listed on the box (a bit sketch in my opinion) so I’m not 100% sure what the attachments and massager are made from so I’d err on the safe side and stick with water-based lubes only.  Also, to clean it, make sure it is unpluged because it is electric.  If you remove the attachments you can wash them with soap and water or toy cleaner.  For the masasger itself I’d use just a toy wipe or wipe it down with a damp cloth.  You should be sure to not get any water or lube in the plug the cord goes in or around the on/off switch.  One other thing to point out is that the materials are not the best.  TPE and PVC are porous so if you plan on sharing this with someone else, you need to use a condom on it.  You also cannot sterilize this material.  I did also notice a bit of a bad smell when I first opened it.  It seems to have faded some, but if you get it too close to your face you can still smell the plastic-y smell.

Like I mentioned earlier, this toys does run on power from the wall.  The cord can be remove from the end of the massager for easier storage but the transformer box on the head of the cord is huge and very heavy.  The cord also seems a bit short as it’s only about 6″ long.  You’d need an outlet fairly close to where you want to use it.  Also, you may end up jerking it and unplugging it from the cord while it’s on, which could be a bit annoying, but this will save you from breaking the wires inside the cord.  On one side of the handle there’s a switch that you can slide between off, low, and high.  The speeds are very strong.  So strong that after I turned it on in just my hand I decided it had no business near my lady parts.  It’s also very buzzy.  Unfortunately, I have none of the other popular wands that are out right now to compare it to, but if you need a strong vibration I think this will work for you.

Overall, while the My Mini-Miracle Massager Pleasure Kit is a super strong vibrator, I’m not a fan.  It’s a bit expensive, the materials are sketchy, and it’s just too strong for me.  However, it is fairly close in price, and a bit cheaper, than other massagers like it, plus some attachments are included.    It’s also smaller and lighter than other wands, so if you’re looking for those qualities in a wand massager, this may be a good choice for you.

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*This review was sponsored by California Exotic Novelties, the product was sent to me free of charge to provide my honest opinion with no form of compensation*

1 comment to Review: My Mini-Miracle Massager Pleasure Kit

  • Playfull Seduction

    My Mini Miracle Massager has all the power of the Miracle Massager in a convenient compact size. A massager that’s soothing with high intensity!

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