Review: System Jo H2O Juicy Pineapple

This is a long overdue review (or any review for that matter…), so I’m going to get straight to it.   Today I am reviewing System Jo H2O Juicy Pineapple sent to me by PinkCherry.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Flavored Lube
  • Manufacturer:  System Jo
  • Ingredients:  Propyl Paraben, Methyl Paraben, Sodium Carboxymethyl Cellulose, Glycerin, Water, Pineapple Flavor
  • Size:  1 oz / 5.25 oz
  • Price:  $5.39 / $13.49
  • Pros:  Easy to open and use lid; Easy to pour; Tastes great; Not to thick; Perfect consistency for oral sex
  • Cons:  Flip up lid gets a bit sticky; A bit too runny; Can need to be reapplied on occasion; Can leave a bit of a residue on skin
  • Overall Rating: 5/5
  • Recommended: Yes, for BJs only

System Jo H2O Flavored Juicy Pineapple

The bottle

The System Jo H2O Flavored lubes have probably my favorite bottle for a lube ever.  It stands about 5″ tall and is around 2″ in diameter. It also happens to have a nifty little red bottom that when you push it the cap springs open.  This makes it amazing for one handed application.  The only downside I have come across to it is that around the lid can get a bit gummed up and sticky from left over lube if you don’t keep it clean.  Even after frequent use, the little lid has not given up.  The label on the bottle though is typical of System Jo.  The front has the JO logo and lists the flavor along with an image of the flavor.  Since this is pineapple there is a picture of a fresh cut pineapple.  It also lists on the front of the bottle that it is latex safe along with some features, such as great taste with no aftertaste, no artificial sweetener, and never sticky.  The back of the bottle has a little blurb about the product and list directions and warning in multiple languages along with the ingredients list.

The lube itself is a bit thinner than I prefer.  Though there is a plus side to it.  The bottle requires very little squeezing, none really, to dispense the lube.  However, if you aren’t careful it can get everywhere and a little bit really goes a long way.   Even though it is a bit runny, it still very slick and is a great touch for hand jobs and blow jobs.  It is a water-based lubricant though, so it can dry out a little quicker than you’d like, so you might need to reapply. However, I haven’t found that it gets sticky or tacky, but it can leave a slight residue feeling on the skin once everything is over.  But since it is water-based it’s easy to rinse or wipe off with a wet cloth.

System Jo H2O Flavored Juicy Pineapple

The flip top

But this isn’t just a lube, it’s a flavored lube.  Many lubes taste too sweet or like fake sugar or leave an aftertaste.  However, System Jo Flavored doesn’t.  I have tried a few other flavors as well, but the Juicy Pineapple is by far my favorite.  I’ve used over half the bottle and it’s my go-to flavored lube.  It makes blow jobs much more enjoyable and tasty.  Now granted, it doesn’t taste like a piece of fresh pineapple, more like a pineapple candy, but I enjoy the taste quite a lot.  The smell is more like a fruity pineapple sweet tart.    Also, because it is a thinner consistency, it doesn’t feel gross or luby in my mouth.  If you taste it right out of the bottle, it is a stronger, pineapple candy flavor, but once you spread it on a surface it is much lighter.  I enjoy the taste both ways.

Now, the ingredients is where some issues might arise for some people.  It contains two types of parabens, which some people are allergic too.  It also contains glycerin, but it is not the main ingredient.  If you are looking for a lube just for blow jobs, this is a great fit.  However, if you are looking for something to use on you, be aware of the ingredients that could affect you.  Personally, I don’t use it for vaginal penetration anyways because it is a little too thin for my preference, so I always have another lube for that.

Overall, the System Jo H2O Flavored Lube (in Juicy Pineapple) is probably one of my favorite lubes for giving oral sex.  If you are looking for an all purpose lube, this may not be your best choice.  Pineapples make you gag? Don’t worry, System Jo Flavored also comes in one of the widest arrays of flavors I’ve seen.  If you’re not sure you’ll like it, PinkCherry also sells a small 1 oz sample size.  Be sure to check out all the delicious flavors.

1 oz:  Cherry Burst, Strawberry Kiss, Tropical Passion, Sweet Pomegranate, Peachy Lips, Tangerine Dream, Watermelon, Lemon Splash, Banana Lick, Cool Mint, Vanilla Cream, Green Apple

5.25 oz:  Chocolate Delight, Cherry Burst, Raspberry Sorbet, Strawberry Kiss, Watermelon, Lemon Splash, Tropical Passion, Tangerine Dream, Juicy Pineapple, Banana Lick, Peachy Lips, Green Apple, Cool Mint, Vanilla Cream
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*This review was sponsored by PinkCherry, the product was sent to me free of charge to provide my honest opinion with no form of compensation*

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