Review: System Jo H2O Juicy Pineapple

This is a long overdue review (or any review for that matter…), so I’m going to get straight to it.   Today I am reviewing System Jo H2O Juicy Pineapple sent to me by PinkCherry.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Flavored Lube
  • Manufacturer:  System Jo
  • Ingredients:  Propyl Paraben, Methyl Paraben, Sodium Carboxymethyl Cellulose, Glycerin, Water, Pineapple Flavor
  • Size:  1 oz / 5.25 oz
  • Price:  $5.39 / $13.49
  • Pros:  Easy to open and use lid; Easy to pour; Tastes great; Not to thick; Perfect consistency for oral sex
  • Cons:  Flip up lid gets a bit sticky; A bit too runny; Can need to be reapplied on occasion; Can leave a bit of a residue on skin
  • Overall Rating: 5/5
  • Recommended: Yes, for BJs only

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Review: Crazy Girl Oral Sex Gel

I’ve seen the Crazy Girl line of products for quite a while and have been wanting to get my hand on them.  Erotic Toy Town was kind enough to send me the Crazy Girl Oral Sex Gel in the cotton candy flavor.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Flavored lube; Oral sex aid
  • Manufacturer:  Classic Erotica
  • Ingredients:  Water, Glycerin, Glycereth-26, Honey Extract, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Lonicera Caprifolium (Honeysuckle) Flower Extract, PEG-45M, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Saccharin, Tetrasodium EDTA, Diazoldinyl Urea, Sodium Benzoate, Flavor, Red 33, Yellow 6
  • Size:  2.2 fl oz
  • Price:  $15.99
  • Pros:  Cute packaging; Nice pump top bottle; Decent flavor
  • Cons:  Slight aftertaste; Doesn’t “enhance sensation”; Small bottle
  • Overall Rating: something/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Follow Up Friday: Sliquid Swirl Blue Raspberry

I wasn’t thinking about writing a follow up review for this until I was looking through my lube and noticed something funny about this one.  When I got to looking I noticed that there was a film of mold growing around the top of the bottle.  I’ve never seen this happen in any of the lube I’ve had, so I think it’s kinda weird and extremely gross.  Needless to say, I have not used this since I reviewed it, nor will I be.  I do have a pink lemonade version that does not appear to have molded.

sliquid swirl blue raspberry

Hard to tell, but you can see white down in the bottle and kind of a film where it should be liquid

I guess the main lesson and point of this post is to be careful how you use your lube and any “backwash” that could happen from touching the bottle and dispensing it.  If you want to check out any of the Sliquid Swirl flavors, I do recommend them and you can find all six flavors over at EdenFantasys. By the way, check out my original review of this if you want to know what I thought about it before it turned icky.

Review: ID Juicy Lube Blister Pack

Flavored lube isn’t something I use that often, but they can be fun and tasty.  One brand I’ve had my eye on for a while is ID Juicy lube, but they have so many flavors I could never pick one that I thought I’d really like.  I happened to stumble across the ID Juicy Lube Blister Pack on FunWares and they were kind enough to send it to me to review and help my decision in the flavor I’d like most.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Flavored Lube
  • Manufacturer:  ID Juicy Lube
  • Includes:  10 0.42 oz tubes
  • Ingredients:  Water, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Cellulose Polymer, Polyethylene Oxide, Carbomer 981, Polysorbate 20, Methylparaben, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Saccharin, Aspartame, Tetrahydroxypropyl Ethylenediamine, Diazolidinyl, Urea, Flavor
  • Price:  $16.95
  • Pros:  Lube is slick; Lots of flavors to try;  Most of the flavors are good and tasty; Latex safe
  • Cons:  A bit difficult to store; Can get a bit sticky; Contains glycerin, parabens, and aspartame
  • Overall Rating: 3.5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Sliquid Swirl Blue Raspberry

Today I’m going to talk to you guys about my first ever Sliquid product.  I’ve heard people rave about how awesome it is, so I requested the Sliquid Swirl Blue Raspberry to review from

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type: Flavored Lubricant
  • Manufacturer: Sliquid LLC
  • Ingredients: Purified Water, Plant Cellulose (from Cotton), Cyamopsis (Guar Conditoners), Blueberry & Rasberry Flavoring, Aspartame, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid
  • Size: 4.2 oz
  • Price: $13.99
  • Pros: Cute bottle; Great slickness and consistency; Vagina friendly; Good mild taste
  • Cons: Has aspartame in it; Maybe a bit of a soapy taste, hard to tell
  • Overall Rating: 3.75/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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