Review: Serenity Massage Lotion

I’m sure I’ve mentioned how bad of a reviewer I’ve been… I do feel horrible about it but nothing I can really do about it besides getting caught up and such.  Today I’m going to review a product from Pure Romance from the consultant Elizabeth Tally.  She was kind enough to send me the Serenity Aromatherapy Massage Lotion to review many many months ago.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:  Massage Lotion
  • Manufacturer:  Pure Romance
  • Ingredients:  Water, Safflower Seed Oil, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Glycerin, Cetearyl Alcohol, Jojoba Seed oil, Coconut Oil, Cyclopentasiloxane  Stearic Acid, Dimethiconol, Shea Butter, Grape Seed Oil, Glyceryl Dilaurate, Sweet Almond Seed oil, Dimethicone, Evening Primrose Oil, Allantoin, Sodium PCA, Vitamin E, Polysorbate 60, Sunflower Flower Extra, Rosehip Fruit Extract, Passion Flower Extract, Evening Primrose Root Extract, Fragrance, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea, Methylparaben, Propylparaben
  • Size:  4 oz
  • Price:  $20.00
  • Pros:  Lasts longer than lotion; Spreads easily; Doesn’t cause breakouts; Smells better after rubbed in
  • Cons:  Smells a bit like house hold cleaner; Eventually broke down; Doesn’t last as long as an oil
  • Overall Rating: 3.5/5
  • Recommended: Yes, but maybe the other scent

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Review: The New Art of Erotic Massage

You guys know how much I love massage and I previously reviewed another massage book.  But you guys know one of anything is never enough!  FunWares was kind enough to send me The New Art of Erotic Massage.  Plus it has new in the title so it’s bound to cover something I haven’t read yet.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type:    Adult Instructional Book
  • Author:    Dr. Andrew Yale
  • Publisher:    Sterling Publishing Co, Inc.
  • Pages:    144
  • Size:    7.5″ x 9.5″ x 0.5″
  • Price:    $13.95
  • Pros:    Attractive sensual and erotic images; Easy to read; Great info; Not an intimidating book for vanilla people or those new to erotic massage
  • Cons:     Not the most discreet;  Fake book jacket annoys me;  The couples seem a little disconnected in some images;
  • Overall Rating:    4.5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Glow Oil

I had been eyeing the Glow Oil Hemp Seed Sultry Skin Spray from FunWares for a while.  A massage and body oil in spray form?  Ususally oils don’t spray well so I really wanted to try this out.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type: Massage and body product
  • Manufacturer: Earthly Body
  • Ingredients: Soybean Oil, Coconut Oil, Hemp Seed Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Tocopherol, Fragrance/Parfum with Essential Oils
  • Size: 8 oz
  • Price: $13.95
  • Pros: Nice bottle;  Spray actually works; Great scent;  Not over powering and lingers on skin for a long time;  Super moisturizing; Rubs in quickly
  • Cons: Not as good for massage as other oils
  • Overall Rating: 5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Octopleaser

You guys know how much I love getting a massage right?  Well one thing I’ve had my eyes on for a while to add to my massages is the Octopleaser.  FunWares was kind enough to send me this cute little purple Octopus to review.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type: Massager
  • Manufacturer: Pipedreams
  • Materials: ABS Plastic
  • Size: 4.5″ diameter, 3.5″ tall
  • Price: $7.95
  • Pros: Super cute;  Purple; Feels nice;  Acts as a decoration
  • Cons: Can get a little slippery
  • Overall Rating: 5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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Review: Trust Massage Oil

I have to say I was quite excited when my friend as well as the woman that got me interested in sex toy reviewing, Kara Sutra, asked me if I was interested in reviewing a new all natural massage oil.  Of course I said “Hell yes!” and shortly after that I received two bottles of Trust Massage oil to review.

The Run Down:

  • Toy Type: Massage Product
  • Manufacturer: Trust
  • Ingredients: Grape Seed, Apricot Kernel, and Avocado Oils
  • Size: 10 oz
  • Price: $39.99
  • Pros: Beautiful discreet bottle; All natural vegan ingredients; Very moisturizing, leaves you soft and supple; Glides easily over the skin, great for a massage; Great idea behind the company
  • Cons: A tad expensive
  • Overall Rating: 4.5/5
  • Recommended: Yes

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